return my video game
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
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i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
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My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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