I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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