just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
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