do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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