Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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