Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
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The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
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Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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