ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
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i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
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It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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