We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
porn star boner night. come get it.
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It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
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Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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