Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
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He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
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I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Randomize