So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
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No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
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I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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