he wants to bone in the snuggie
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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