ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
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Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
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You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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