i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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