The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
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Threesome in a minivan. New low
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
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How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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