What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
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Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
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I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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