Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
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We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
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At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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