ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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