i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
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found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
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That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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