U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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