I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
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You took a bar mat shot.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
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He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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