# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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