***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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