I'm drive I can fine osifer
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize
