where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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