and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
