what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
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i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
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Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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