ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
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The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
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I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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