Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
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My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
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Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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