So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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