so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
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i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
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Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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