dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
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dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
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4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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