how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
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I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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