I heard we made out
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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