haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
