O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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