The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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