What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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