why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
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she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
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Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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