scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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