i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
the room spins SO much faster in panama
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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