so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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