Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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