Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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