where does the pee come out of this thing
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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