Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
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He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
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he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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