he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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