new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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