she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
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I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
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Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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