ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
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Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
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I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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