Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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