Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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