My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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