i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I've blown a few things in my day
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
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I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
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Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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