OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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